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Retrograde Legal was founded to help creatives, entrepreneurs, troublemakers, and misfits protect their art, build their brand, and most of all…

raise some hell

(480) 525 2568

Your guides through the legal underworld

The legal system is a labyrinth of rules, pitfalls, and traps. Big companies and the government know how to navigate this legal underworld and use it to their advantage, and your expense.

We’re here to help you use the legal system to your advantage. We help people, creatives, artists, and small businesses protect themselves against exploitative companies, scammers, and government overreach.

We’re a ragtag team of misfits from big law, corporate marketing, and the entertainment industry. We left all that behind and took the tricks with us. Now we use them for the people who actually need them.

Who we Help

‍ ‍ We represent the people who make a living through their creativity, challenge authority, and occasionally catch heat for it. If that’s you, then you're in the right place.

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Production & Marketing Studios

Whether you just landed your first brand deal or you're running a full creative production company, you make businesses look good by making their content, managing their social, and fine-tuning their marketing. We make it all legal and make sure you get paid what you’re worth.

Writers & Journalists

Authors, journalists, podcasters, and bloggers. If you publish, you have legal exposure. Copyright theft, defamation claims, unfair agreements. We protect independent voices so you can keep saying the things that matter.

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Performers & Entertainers

Musicians, comedians, filmmakers, dancers, if you perform for a living, we work to make sure you're performing on your own terms. We've seen the contracts venues and labels try to push. We push back.

Designers & Crafters

Tattoo artists. Fashion designers. Jewelers. Hair stylists. Body modification artists. If you work with your hands, you're a craftsperson, and your business deserves legal protection that understands.

Athletes &. Martial Artists

You aren’t afraid of a little competition. Neither are we. We get wins for you at the negotiation table and in the courtroom so you can get wins in ring or on… the court! hey we both go to court…. that’s fun. There’s definitely something there pun wise.

Art Activists & Organizations

Art as protest is a long and proud tradition. We work closely with artists and activist organizations to make good trouble and drive positive political change.

What we do

Individual Needs

The big companies and government have a well-oiled machine that depends on you not using the tools and your rights. We’re the wrench in that system.

Consumer Rights

Labor Rights

First Amendment Rights

Criminal Defense

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The life of a creative doesn’t always fit inside a box… But we did our best to put it into three. From making and creating your art, turning your art into a business, and advocating for your rights as a person, we've got you.

Creative Needs

Your art has value, and so do you. Protect your intellectual property, get paid what you’re worth and don’t get exploited.

Artists Rights

Intellectual Property

Licensing Agreements

Content Creators/Influencers

Art and IP Charges

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Small Business Needs

Take your creativity to the next level. Put a legal suit of armor on by starting your business, and turn your brand into an asset with trademarks.

Business formation

Trademark & Brand protection

Contracts

Marketing/Advertising law

Biz/Professional Charges

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Meet The Team

A ragtag team of misfits from big law, corporate marketing, and the entertainment industry. High-profile clients. We left all that behind and took the tricks with us. Now we use them for the people who actually need them.

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Joseph “Rocky” Mckay Esq.

Founding Attorney

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Gus Campbell Esq.

Attorney

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Fractional CMO/Kult Leader

Kayla Sterner

Contact us.