Criminal Defense

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Even the most minor criminal charge can seriously affect your life. They can also throw a wrench in your career. If you spend your personal life pushing back against the system, the system might target you. Whether the charges come from your lifestyle as an artist, or standing up for what you believe, or just a wrongful arrest, we help get you off.

  • DUI Charges

  • Protest and Activism Charges

  • Disorderly Conduct

  • Misdemeanors

  • Drug Possession Charges

  • Graffiti Charges

  • Street Racing

  • Criminal Traffic

  • Intellectual Property Charges

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FAQ’s

  • If you’re pulled over, it’s very important that you ask whether you’re being detained and what you’re being detained for. If you are being detained, may I suggest 1) say you don’t want to answer questions, 2) ask for a lawyer, 3) STFU!!

  • If you’re stopped for a DUI, you don’t have to do the walk-line test, or the eye test. If you aren’t under arrest, you don’t have to do any roadside alcohol breath test. If you ARE under arrest, you do have to do a test at the station or have your license suspended. Ask for a lawyer and STFU!

  • Criminal defense cases can be fairly simple or very complex, so we price by complexity. Flat fees and payment plans are available.