Raising Hell

Artists tend to piss people off and get exploited more than others. The big companies, landlords, and the government have a well oiled machine to extract the most from you, rip you off, silence you, or take away your freedom. We’re the wrench in that system. The fly in the ointment. The pain in the ass. When you’re getting bullied you don’t have to take it. Become the problem.

Consumer Rights

Contingency Available, 30%

When a company rips you off, scams you, or doesn’t give you what you pay for, we get it back for you. Consumer rights laws protect you, and we help you get what’s owed to you.'

  • Consumer Fraus

  • Breach of Contracts

  • Landlord/Tenant

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Criminal Defense

Flat Rates Available. Let’s Talk!

Criminal Charges affect creatives and artists more than most. They can also throw a wrench in your career and your life. Whether the charges come from your lifestyle as an artist, or standing up for what you believe, or just a wrongful arrest, we help you.

  • DUI Charges

  • Protest Charges

  • Misdemeanors

  • Possession Charges

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Harassment Injunctions/Orders of Protection

Flat Rates Available. Let’s Talk!

Having a platform means having haters. Most of them are noise. Some of them are dangerous. When someone crosses the line from criticism into harassment, threats, or stalking, we move fast to get legal protection in place. injunctions, restraining orders, and what it takes to make them stop. And defend you if you’re accused.

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Labor Rights

Flat Rates/Contingency. Let’s Talk!

If you’re working in the creative space, you know how important it is to have a good working environment. Unfortunately, in this industry, that’s not always the case. Whether you were mistreated at work, injured, or wrongfully terminated, we stand up to your boss.

  • Employment contract negotiation and review

  • EEOC Complaints

  • Wrongful Termination

  • Emotional Harm

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Free Speech and Defamation

Flat Rates Available. Let’s Talk!

It’s a creative’s role to criticize the powerful. But they don’t like that very much. When the defamation accusations start flying, we are there to protect your rights to speak your mind.

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FAQ’s

  • If you’re pulled over, it’s very important that you ask whether you’re being detained and what you’re being detained for. If you are being detained, may I suggest 1) say you don’t want to answer questions, 2) ask for a lawyer, 3) STFU!!

  • If you’re stopped for a DUI, you don’t have to do the walk-line test, or the eye test. If you aren’t under arrest, you don’t have to do any roadside alcohol breath test. If you ARE under arrest, you do have to do a test at the station or have your license suspended. Ask for a lawyer and STFU!

  • Criminal defense cases can be fairly simple or very complex, so we price by complexity. Flat fees and payment plans are available.